Tea, Coffee & Fashion
Dahlings, I am back after a long hiatus. With the mercury rising and the power department adding to the woes of increasing heat, I feel the Information & Broadcasting Minister was sensible to ban Fashion TV. Understandably the bikini-clad women are too hot to be handled in this sultry weather and such shows should be aired only during the winter months. Did the I&B Minister mention that fTV is the cause of rising rapes in the country? Dear me, this could have been a pertinent point and an ace up his sleeve! Basically when you go to Goa the next time, be ready to see women walking sensuously in wet saris with the curves well defined and visible. Don’t complain it is not vulgar. As long as you are not bikini-clad, you are sati-savitri Indian. As long as men do not leer at the sexy ring dangling from the naval but whistles for being well endowed that protrudes from behind the wet sari, it’s cool…dude. I think the Govt. of India is planning to start midnight session of the parliament and fearing that attendance will be minimal if Midnight Fashion is on air, the I&B Ministry in consultation with Parliamentary Affairs Ministry took this truly commendable decision. Co-incidentally the I&B Minister and the Parliamentary Affairs Minister happens to be the same person. As it is most of our public servants need a walking stick, imagine them walking to with TWO STICKS!
Talking about Goa, Micky’s Angles were recently seen on the various beaches of state. There are varied feedback on their shady activities but it is noteworthy that no FIRE was created as two of the Angels stayed in different rooms….though there was or still is an ongoing RAPID FIRE round between the two of them. The third Angel was spotted DRUNK in her cycling shorts and enjoyed the unstinted attention that she received from all the men around. So much so for being my loyal Angel. Another one did some shopping there and picked up USED, WORN T Shirts and I believe she rinsed those in Dettol before bartering them for utensils.
Karan Johar has successfully chained most of us in front of the television sets on Sunday evenings. Forget the rapid-fire rounds or the candid confessions; what I like most about the show is the introductory kissing in the air. With women, Karan’s goes moah moah with his butts jutting out and minimal physical contact. But with men, hmmmm……and he insists about their sexual orientation. Hey friends, I think Star World will be the next victim of the I&B Ministry for airing Fashion House….it’s a HHOOOOOOOOTTT series. Watch it, if you have not.
Recently I went to Tabula Rasa for dinner. An amazing place to hang around, the flip side were we three. My 9th floor friend – the gracious host, maintained a stoic silence while Ms. Headhunter tried her best, despite being under the weather, to strike up a conversation. Ofcourse, the two of us are NOT fighting hence stop working your brain overtime, Mr. Loudon Street. He is in major quandary these days; well that’s nothing new. He wants to shift to Gurgaon but cannot decide, wants to switch job but cannot, wants a girl-friend but the gym is too far, wants to visit a strip club in Bangkok but the passport office is yet to smile on him. My dear friend what will you do if everything fell in place? You will be again confused!
Love and baby (maybe) is in the air. And that too in exotic international locales. I was squashed with interesting anecdotes from Japan and Spain. My friends do live in style. If they are not successful with their overtures in the country, they decide to sort it out abroad and that too in exotic places wearing exotic outfits. I wish I could share the photographs in this public domain (though many argue that THIS is very PRIVATE)! But alas discretion is better than be sorry. Cheers to the two most beautiful ladies in my life …may one be blessed with Dushomlok and the other may find the peace between ONNAY & OTTACHAR.
I cannot sign off without taking a dig at my former work place. Can you beat it, they unashamedly signed and received my debit card on March 28 and are yet to inform me to take delivery? I guess integrity is not always integral with certain agencies!
Dahlings, I am back after a long hiatus. With the mercury rising and the power department adding to the woes of increasing heat, I feel the Information & Broadcasting Minister was sensible to ban Fashion TV. Understandably the bikini-clad women are too hot to be handled in this sultry weather and such shows should be aired only during the winter months. Did the I&B Minister mention that fTV is the cause of rising rapes in the country? Dear me, this could have been a pertinent point and an ace up his sleeve! Basically when you go to Goa the next time, be ready to see women walking sensuously in wet saris with the curves well defined and visible. Don’t complain it is not vulgar. As long as you are not bikini-clad, you are sati-savitri Indian. As long as men do not leer at the sexy ring dangling from the naval but whistles for being well endowed that protrudes from behind the wet sari, it’s cool…dude. I think the Govt. of India is planning to start midnight session of the parliament and fearing that attendance will be minimal if Midnight Fashion is on air, the I&B Ministry in consultation with Parliamentary Affairs Ministry took this truly commendable decision. Co-incidentally the I&B Minister and the Parliamentary Affairs Minister happens to be the same person. As it is most of our public servants need a walking stick, imagine them walking to with TWO STICKS!
Talking about Goa, Micky’s Angles were recently seen on the various beaches of state. There are varied feedback on their shady activities but it is noteworthy that no FIRE was created as two of the Angels stayed in different rooms….though there was or still is an ongoing RAPID FIRE round between the two of them. The third Angel was spotted DRUNK in her cycling shorts and enjoyed the unstinted attention that she received from all the men around. So much so for being my loyal Angel. Another one did some shopping there and picked up USED, WORN T Shirts and I believe she rinsed those in Dettol before bartering them for utensils.
Karan Johar has successfully chained most of us in front of the television sets on Sunday evenings. Forget the rapid-fire rounds or the candid confessions; what I like most about the show is the introductory kissing in the air. With women, Karan’s goes moah moah with his butts jutting out and minimal physical contact. But with men, hmmmm……and he insists about their sexual orientation. Hey friends, I think Star World will be the next victim of the I&B Ministry for airing Fashion House….it’s a HHOOOOOOOOTTT series. Watch it, if you have not.
Recently I went to Tabula Rasa for dinner. An amazing place to hang around, the flip side were we three. My 9th floor friend – the gracious host, maintained a stoic silence while Ms. Headhunter tried her best, despite being under the weather, to strike up a conversation. Ofcourse, the two of us are NOT fighting hence stop working your brain overtime, Mr. Loudon Street. He is in major quandary these days; well that’s nothing new. He wants to shift to Gurgaon but cannot decide, wants to switch job but cannot, wants a girl-friend but the gym is too far, wants to visit a strip club in Bangkok but the passport office is yet to smile on him. My dear friend what will you do if everything fell in place? You will be again confused!
Love and baby (maybe) is in the air. And that too in exotic international locales. I was squashed with interesting anecdotes from Japan and Spain. My friends do live in style. If they are not successful with their overtures in the country, they decide to sort it out abroad and that too in exotic places wearing exotic outfits. I wish I could share the photographs in this public domain (though many argue that THIS is very PRIVATE)! But alas discretion is better than be sorry. Cheers to the two most beautiful ladies in my life …may one be blessed with Dushomlok and the other may find the peace between ONNAY & OTTACHAR.
I cannot sign off without taking a dig at my former work place. Can you beat it, they unashamedly signed and received my debit card on March 28 and are yet to inform me to take delivery? I guess integrity is not always integral with certain agencies!
6 comments:
Why cant you use whatever you have left of that IQ of yours and write something worthwhile? The only common strain I find in your posts are unpalatable criticisms of people. Shame on you.
And,your "Dahlings...." sounds like you are one of those people with their gender confused.
Improve your standard. It took a certain person years to teach you something of the English language and the importance of meaningful substance in any form of communication.
You are over the hill, balding, and losing your touch, pal. Be your age and talk mature.
you're a sweetie!
Hear Hear Micky! She deserves a red rose and a special dinner, doesn't she?
It seems the certain lady Sharmila has a lot to speak about you. It seems that she is one of you 60+ friend. Ignore such old people mate...your site rocks
I am another "60+ friend" and believe me, we certainly don't want to be part of this juvenile stuff. Tolerated it for too long!! As for the accolades you are receiving Micky, don't cater to such vacuous public.
Like Alakananda, the senior gang also thinks you are a sweetie but do give us a break. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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