FETISH

FETISH

WHAT?!!! that was my reaction when my jaggery village, lonely soul friend informed me about her intention to be part of the "Horsy Thing". I understand that she is Ms. Lonely but that does not mean that out of sheer frustration you will decide to do "horsy thing". I did try to ask her about the stuff and she guided me to "our lives are open book - Orkut". I almost fainted, thankfully there was an oxygen cylinder at hand and I could revive my breathing. My wannabe actress friend from the East coast of India also wants to do the "horsy thing". And for the activity, they have chosen none another a naive, homo phobic north Indian guy. God be with him and it certainly will be his endurance test!!! My friend informed me that the date for the activity has been decided upon. It will take place on Christmas Eve. How Holy and unabashed my friends are! Well look at the bright side, my firends will be contributing to the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Reminds me of Christmas carol..."Jesus Christ is coming to town". Hark Ho Angels!!!

My 9th floor friend tried his luck to get lucky once again. This time, he went to India Gate with a young bird in skirt. He bought her ice-cream and decided to go for a walk. By that time time his friend joined him and the young lady. But lo behold, my friend found himself isolated as his friend and the young lady disappeared behind the bush!!! Dont lose hope my friend, you can also have your "Horsy Thing"...when the time comes. For the time being play dark room dark room with MALES on Sunday evenings!

I am in august company these days. My paedophile hashikhusi friend is on the prowl again. Last night, he has zroed in on his next prey. But it is rather amusing to see him making the first move. His very characteristic behaviour made one of his prey get married within two months of his meeting.

There is not much on the agency front these days. i am getting hate calls and remove blog calls. So much so, an ex colleague has said that he is going to kill me the next time he meets me. Must inform the National Security Guard. Till then Alvida Na Kahe Na