Respected Hon. Mr Prime Minister Monmohan Singh ji,
I write this letter in great deestress. Ufff, it waas a bhery bad experience flying to America. You hab to sack Profullo ji. There was no maach and bhaat, I mean eelish in bitter curd bhapoed in shorshe and hot rice. I had to suffer eating pao bhaji all the way to New York. And then in Kayniidii airport I was in a state of shock! I was eel treated. Monmohon ji, I am caarten that Sitaram and Buddho tried to jaypordise my trip to Harbard Univarcity. As soon as I entered the airport, i was whiskied, i mean whisked away without being friksed. They did even ask to remoe my hawai chotti!!! The hawai chotti company is bhery upset and has decided to sue airport officers because of no brand visibility. I haab decided to go on dhorna in front of American Ambessy and not eat anything. I will proob to peepol of Bengal and India how Buddho and Sitaram work with the Americans. I am resolved to fast unto death.
Yours little sister
Mamata
PM's reply
Dear Mamamta ji,
Thank you for your undated letter. I am pained to see that you had to undergo such pain in the hands of such painful people. I know I know how distraught you must be for not being able to reveal Paragon Hawai Chappals.
As for your allegations, I have forwarded the letter to the Cabinet Secretary to forward the same to the Empowered Group of Ministers to debate whether we should go for a PAC or JPC probe. JPC will be a good option for that will reveal your nexus with BJP and NDA. My humble request please do not go for fast unto death. We have too much of cereals rotting, please help finish them. Also the last time you went on fast unto death, bengal did not lose you but lost Nano. I do not want to lose America at this juncture.
Jai hind
MMS
